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  1. tuktuk

    lets play antaxari

    laila main laila .. aisee hoon laila ... har koi chahe mujhe milna akela ... next is l
  2. tuktuk

    Sox Fox

    three sox.. cause .. there r only two colors... either u will take out 2 red ,one white.. or 2 white , one red.. , in both situation u r having at least one matching pair... even if u pull out all three with the same clr. .. we need only two to make a pair...
  3. tuktuk

    lets play antaxari

    r , rote rote hansna seekho .. hanste hanste ronaa.. jitnee chaabi bhari ram ne utna chale khilonaa... next is n
  4. tuktuk

    Gentlemen and Ties

    Mr yellow = brown tie mr green = yellow tie Mr brown = green tie
  5. hum tumhain chahte hain aise.. hum tumhain chate hain aise... marne wala koi zindagi chaha ho jaise ..
  6. tuktuk

    lets play antaxari

    lekar hum deewaanaa dil firate hain manjil manjil kahee to pyaare, kisee kinaare, mil jaao tum andhere ujaale.... next : l
  7. tuktuk

    lets play antaxari

    on l . lal chhari maidan khari, kya khoob lari kya khoob larii, hum dil se gaye , hum jaan se gaye,, bas aankh mili aur batt barii, next is r,
  8. tuktuk

    lets play antaxari

    T , tujhase pahale bematlab thi zindgani, tujhe pakar hi zindagi hai kya maine jani .. tu na hota to hum jane kahan kho jate , badnaami ki raho main gum ho jate .... jeevan kee humare badli hai tune kahani.. tujhe pakar hi zindagi hai kkya maine jaani... next is n
  9. This is the fact about marriages!! Love Stages The L Word: 6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U 6 months: Of course I love U 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home 6 months: BACK!! 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today?? Gifts: 6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring 6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room 6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something Phone Ringing: 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone 6 months: Here, for you 6 years: PHONE RINGING Cooking: 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good! 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? 6 years: AGAIN!!!! Apology: 6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you 6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again 6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said?? New Dress: 6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress 6 months: You bought a new dress again??? 6 years: How much did THAT cost me? Planning for Vacations: 6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?? 6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane? 6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home??? TV: 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? 6 months: I like this movie 6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself !!
  10. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful...
  11. Once Laloo of Bihar, sent his bio data to america to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply. " Dear Mr. Laloo , you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks" Laloo jumped with joy on recieving this reply and arranged a party. when all the guests arrived, he said, "Bhaiyon aur behno, aap ko Jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum amreeca mein naukri mil gayeen hoon." Everyone was delighted... Laloo continued..... " Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter padkar sunaoonga, par letter english mein hain isliyen saath - saath hindi mein translate bhi karoonga. Dear Mr. Laloo ----- Pyare Laloo bhaiya You do not meet ----- Aap to milte hi naheen ho Our requirement----- Humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any further correspondance----- Ab letter wetter bhejne ka kauno jaroorat nahi No phone call ------- Phoonwa ka bhi jaroorat nahee. Shall be entertained ----- Bahut khatir ki jayegi Thanks---- Aapka bahut bahut dhanyavad
  12. A funny Love Letter worth reading... My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBE! ! ! R (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough), but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). If our fathers say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better). They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love e! ! ! ach other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable). I want to invest my life with you like KOTAK (Think Investment Think Kotak) So never forget me. Take Care !!!! bye! I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!. Yours LG (digitally yours).