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Life is just like that

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> > "U love someone

> > > U marry someone else.

> > > The one u marry

> > > becomes ur wife or husband.

> > > And the one u loved

> > > becomes the password

> > > of ur mail id"

> > > [ Passwords are confidential hence not reveal}

> >

> > > --

> > > There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

> > > There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

> >

> > > --

> > > If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,

> > > If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there is

a

> > > limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.

> >

> Three dreams of a man:

> > > To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

> > > To be as rich as his child believes.

> > > To have as many women as his wife suspects.

> >

> > Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife

> kidney.

> > > If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with

other

> > > kidney.

> > Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko

karne

> > > denge.

> >

> > > What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?

> > > Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like

> > > wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

> >

> > > Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

> > > Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or

> wife

> > > Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

> >

> > The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed

> it

> > > can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

> >

> > > Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis

shaher,

> > > jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye,

> > > mummy aa gayi, mummy aa gayi!

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