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We all need more laughter, don't we?.. Get ready for it.... This Club is to Share Jokes and funny incidents that bring smile to your faces... Laugh along with us and have fun!

  1. What's new in this club
  2. mahendra

    ha ha ha ha

    Kai k liye thanks?
  3. mahendra

    Sardar ji is back

    Jai Jinendra thanks happy
  4. mahendra

    ha ha ha ha

    Jai Jinendra thanks oh yes haar mey jo inner jeet ki maja chhupi hey voh open jeet mey kahan? Yes true & right
  5. Silence

    ha ha ha ha

    fasna fasana ban jata hai fasne wala ek din nikla aata hai un shero ka kya jo sherniyo se man lagata hai ab kon kahe fasta hai fasata hai jit kar harta hai har kar jitta hai
  6. mahendra

    ha ha ha ha

    Thanks kya baat hey aaj to dher darey achhey jokes ki line sar ppsting kar di ? Magar jungle ka raja mey LEOhi tohun kyon paredhan ho rahe ho? Aur sher kabhi bhi ladakiyon ki jaalmey fasta hi nahin
  7. Silence

    ha ha ha ha

    pyaar kuch nahin pyaar dhoka hai pyaar kuch nahin pyaar dhoka hai in ladkiyo ko hum jaise ladke phasane ke liye haseen mauka hai agar phir bhi tu kahe, ki yeh pyaar hai to main kahuga tu bimaar hai tu bimar hai tujhe pyaar ka bukhar hai
  8. Silence

    ha ha ha ha

    Who is mightiest of all jungle animals? A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The trembling monkey said, ”You are, mighty lion!” Later, the lion confronted a deer and bellowed, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The terrified deer stammered, ”Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!” On a roll, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree, stomped on him and then ambled away. The battered lion hollered after the elephant, “Sheesh, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset.”
  9. Silence

    ha ha ha ha

    The Bus Conductor - Thriller Story Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also, to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!! The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time?? Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again. Still couldn't? Then see below......... Think hard C'mon ............. Tired....? Wanna know the answer?Huh Ok........ here is the Answer............ During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!! Don't curse me!! I am also looking for the guy who sent me this... and for the Banana Peel, someone must have removed it by now, don't bother...
  10. Silence

    ha ha ha ha

    Arz kiya hai ... ab to fakhr se uncha hai apna bhi collar.... . ab to fakhr se uncha hai apna bhi collar.... .... . . . . . kyuki # Pyaz ne beat kiya hai american dollar$
  11. Silence

    ha ha ha ha

    No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner. His final challenge was this: "Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand." Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"
  12. mahendra

    ha ha ha ha

    oh very good one really enjoyed pasting it on FB yes it is the facts with all of us we all talk of moksha but don't know the basics of humanity or kindness gr8 thing oh so early m'ing 4 on SF surprising!!! So how is yr dear friend Arpanaji & many new joining friends ?
  13. A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, an You tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a Coupla blocks and turn to your right." The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get To Heaven." The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on... You don't Even know the way to the Post Office."
  14. mahendra

    Sardar ji is back

    5 icon itself serves as joke good SILENCEJI Bahut hi silence ho gayi ho kya? moun crat ka palan? best wishes
  15. mahendra

    Sardar ji is back

    Sardarji back pad tey hi apni sab ki dost Silenceji chup ho jati hey kamal hey!!!!???
  16. mahendra

    Sardar ji is back

    oh so Arpanaji ney dher sarey jokes posting kar diye good one tnx Ek girl friend apani dating par uskey male dost ko aap ki koi GF hey kya? Dost sarey hi GF dost to hey kiski baat kar rahi ho darling?
  17. 1. Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut gaye..? Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi. Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete. Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha... 2. Sardar got an sms from his Girlfriend written as "I Miss You". Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja "I Mr.You". 3. Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko. Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..? Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nahi pehchana tha. 4. Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha. Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..? Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke no. hote h. 5. Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho. Bill:- Why..? Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho. 6. Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:- Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao. Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h. 7. 1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne. 8. 1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya. Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race. 9. Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:- Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao. Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja, yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga. 10. Sardar office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening. Sardar gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga. 11. Sardar kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi h. Sardar:- Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante baad aa jayenge. 12. Sardar ne 1 number dial kiya 1 ladki ne received. Sardar:- Hello kaun. Girl:- Main Seeta. Sardar:- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate. 14. Public toilet me likha tha "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha hai" Sardar niche likh ke aaya "Bas dho ke jaa raha hu". 15. Sardar ki beti:- Papa kal aapke ghar se 1 member kam ho jaega. Next day sardar ki beti bhag jati h. Sardar:- Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo jyotish. 16. Sardar:- Express kitne baje h. T.T:- 1 baje. Sardar:- Local. T.T:- 9 bje. Sardar:- Aur maal gadi. T.T:- 12 baje, Abe tuze jana kaha h. Sardar:- Patri pe Potty karne. 17. Sardar ke truck pe likha tha "Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar" msg. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu, Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu, Pinky de papa di gaddi". 18. Teacher:- Batao sacha desh bhagt kaun hota h. Sardar:- Jo enlish toilet seat par bhi Indian style me baithta ho. 19. 1 Bar sardar Rs. jama karne gya. Officer:- Ye note fata hua h, dusra do. Sardar:- Main apne A/c me jama kar rha hu, fata karu ya naya, Tujhe kya matlab h be. 20. Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara. Sardar:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h. 21. Sardar ne evrest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka ragad raha tha. Sardar:- Baba ye kya h. Baba:- Masala. Sardar:- Oh to Evrest masala aap hi banate ho. 22. Pagal:- Tum muslim ho. Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu. Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho. Sardar (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu. Pagal:- Lagte to sardar ho. 23. Sardar (Police station ja kar kahta h):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi h. Inspector:- Koun de rha h. Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge. 25. Sardar ka sir phat gya. Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.? Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.
  18. mahendra

    Santa&Wife

    some on sms n mail sent me few times till now so posting here for just joke only Santa gave a secret password for e-banking "ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-jamwant-delhi-spiderman" Banta-Yaar! Itna lamba password?? Santa- Kya karoon? Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character, 1 capital aur ek special character zaroori hai
  19. mahendra

    Santa&Wife

    Shanta ki bibi boli arey suno ji shanta kya hey ji? bari ke padade dala karo kyon? smanaey vali khidki sey koi purush mujey gurgur k dekh raha hey Shanta bilkul fikar na kar pyari Bibi kyon? jab voh barabar dekh lega to gurna hi bandh kar dega
  20. mahendra

    Meaningful

    oh yes so in life we hv to forget every things good or bad of past ?
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