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  1. tuktuk added a post in a topic: lets play antaxari   

    laila main laila .. aisee hoon laila ...
    har koi chahe mujhe milna akela ...

    next is l
  2. tuktuk added a post in a topic: Sox Fox   

    three sox.. cause .. there r only two colors... either u will take out 2 red ,one white.. or 2 white , one red.. , in both situation u r having at least one matching pair... even if u pull out all three with the same clr. .. we need only two to make a pair...
  3. tuktuk added a post in a topic: lets play antaxari   

    r ,

    rote rote hansna seekho .. hanste hanste ronaa..
    jitnee chaabi bhari ram ne utna chale khilonaa...

    next is n
  4. tuktuk added a post in a topic: Gentlemen and Ties   

    Mr yellow = brown tie
    mr green = yellow tie
    Mr brown = green tie
  5. tuktuk added a post in a topic: PiCk a wOrD AnD................. mAkE the sOng!!   

    hum tumhain chahte hain aise..
    hum tumhain chate hain aise...
    marne wala koi zindagi chaha ho jaise ..
  6. tuktuk added a post in a topic: lets play antaxari   

    lekar hum deewaanaa dil firate hain manjil manjil
    kahee to pyaare, kisee kinaare, mil jaao tum andhere ujaale....

    next : l
  7. tuktuk added a post in a topic: lets play antaxari   

    on l .

    lal chhari maidan khari, kya khoob lari kya khoob larii,
    hum dil se gaye , hum jaan se gaye,, bas aankh mili aur batt barii,

    next is r,
  8. tuktuk added a post in a topic: lets play antaxari   

    T ,

    tujhase pahale bematlab thi zindgani,
    tujhe pakar hi zindagi hai kya maine jani ..
    tu na hota to hum jane kahan kho jate ,
    badnaami ki raho main gum ho jate ....

    jeevan kee humare badli hai tune kahani..
    tujhe pakar hi zindagi hai kkya maine jaani...

    next is n
  9. tuktuk added a post in a topic: This is the fact about marriages!!   

    This is the fact about marriages!!

    Love Stages

    The L Word:
    6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
    6 months: Of course I love U
    6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

    Back from Work:
    6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
    6 months: BACK!!
    6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??

    6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
    6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
    6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something

    Phone Ringing:
    6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
    6 months: Here, for you
    6 years: PHONE RINGING

    6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
    6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
    6 years: AGAIN!!!!

    6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
    6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again
    6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??

    New Dress:
    6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
    6 months: You bought a new dress again???
    6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

    Planning for Vacations:
    6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
    6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
    6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

    6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
    6 months: I like this movie
    6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself !!
  10. tuktuk added a post in a topic: women..   

    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

    If you don't, you are not a man

    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

    If you don't, you are good for nothing

    If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

    If you don't, you are not understanding

    If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

    If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

    If you don't, you are a dull boy

    If you are jealous, she says it's bad

    If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

    If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

    If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

    If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"

    If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

    If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

    If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

    If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

    If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

    If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

    If you talk, she wants you to listen

    If you listen, she wants you to talk

    In short:

    So simple, yet so complex

    So weak, yet so powerful

    So confusing, yet so desirable

    So damning, yet so wonderful...
  11. tuktuk added a post in a topic: laaloo bhaiya   

    Once Laloo of Bihar, sent his bio data to america to apply for a post
    in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply.

    " Dear Mr. Laloo , you do not meet our requirements.
    Please do not
    send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

    Laloo jumped with joy on recieving this reply and arranged a party.
    when all the guests arrived, he said, "Bhaiyon aur behno, aap ko Jaan
    kar khushi hogee ki hum amreeca mein naukri mil
    gayeen hoon."

    Everyone was delighted...

    Laloo continued.....

    " Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter padkar sunaoonga, par
    letter english mein
    hain isliyen saath - saath hindi mein translate
    bhi karoonga.

    Dear Mr. Laloo ----- Pyare Laloo bhaiya
    You do not meet ----- Aap to milte hi naheen ho
    Our requirement----- Humko to zaroorat hai
    Please do not send any further correspondance----- Ab letter
    bhejne ka kauno jaroorat nahi
    No phone call ------- Phoonwa ka bhi jaroorat nahee.
    Shall be entertained ----- Bahut khatir ki jayegi
    Thanks---- Aapka bahut bahut dhanyavad
  12. tuktuk added a post in a topic: Love letter   

    A funny Love Letter worth reading...

    My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY
    (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the
    best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA
    (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL
    (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I
    think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBE! !
    ! R (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough), but don't
    worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family
    members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). If our fathers say
    no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).

    They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in
    COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always NOKIA
    (connecting people) who love e! ! ! ach other. And do not forget that we
    are WILLS (made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the
    song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life),
    SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable). I want to
    invest my life with you like KOTAK (Think Investment Think Kotak) So never

    forget me. Take Care !!!! bye!

    I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.

    LG (digitally yours).