three sox.. cause .. there r only two colors... either u will take out 2 red ,one white.. or 2 white , one red.. , in both situation u r having at least one matching pair... even if u pull out all three with the same clr. .. we need only two to make a pair...
The L Word:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love U
6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
6 months: BACK!!
6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something
6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
6 months: Here, for you
6 years: PHONE RINGING
6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years: AGAIN!!!!
6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again
6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??
6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
6 months: You bought a new dress again???
6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie
6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself !!
Once Laloo of Bihar, sent his bio data to america to apply for a post
in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply.
" Dear Mr. Laloo , you do not meet our requirements.
Please do not
send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Laloo jumped with joy on recieving this reply and arranged a party.
when all the guests arrived, he said, "Bhaiyon aur behno, aap ko Jaan
kar khushi hogee ki hum amreeca mein naukri mil
Everyone was delighted...
" Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter padkar sunaoonga, par
letter english mein
hain isliyen saath - saath hindi mein translate
Dear Mr. Laloo ----- Pyare Laloo bhaiya
You do not meet ----- Aap to milte hi naheen ho
Our requirement----- Humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondance----- Ab letter
bhejne ka kauno jaroorat nahi
No phone call ------- Phoonwa ka bhi jaroorat nahee.
Shall be entertained ----- Bahut khatir ki jayegi
Thanks---- Aapka bahut bahut dhanyavad
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY
(first love) and my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the
best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA
(delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL
(seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I
think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBE! !
! R (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough), but don't
worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family
members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). If our fathers say
no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).
They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in
COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always NOKIA
(connecting people) who love e! ! ! ach other. And do not forget that we
are WILLS (made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the
song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life),
SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable). I want to
invest my life with you like KOTAK (Think Investment Think Kotak) So never
forget me. Take Care !!!! bye!
I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.