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  1. UNKO HI FURSAT NA THI KISI AFSANE KO PADHNE KI..........MAIN TO BIKTA RAHA USKE SHEHER MEIN KITABON KI TARAH.........

    1. mahendra

      mahendra

      voh bichari kitabon ko malum hi nahin tha ki har mod par milti voh kitabey lekey padta rahetha tha aur unhey dundhtha rahe tha tha magar kitabon ka kahan padi hoti hey kisi key jasbaton ki!!!???

  2. Police officer: Sir I am extremely sorry to say, but your wife has been involved in a fatal car crash & we would like u to accompany us so you can identify the dead body.'' . . . . . . . . DRUNK Husband Responds: "Ahh!.. I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo and tag me on Facebook, if its her i will click LIKE." BY- Mix mania

  3. Plzz friends hit like on this page-Mix mania

    1. mahendra

      mahendra

      no one is listening here as all r busy except few of us

  4. Confidence helps to set some Aim..! But, Self-Confidence helps to achieve that Aim..! Never lose Self-Confidence..! It leads you. Mix mania

  5. SEVEN Things Indian movies Taught us: 1. Atleast one of the identical Twins born is evil..!! 2. While Defusing a Bomb, don't worry which wire to cut,you will always choose the right one!! 3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up but will show pain when a woman is trying to Clean his Wound..!! 4. A Police can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty..!! 5. (Best of all)If you decide to start dancing on street,everyone you meet will know the step.. 6. Also you can alway...

    1. mahendra

      mahendra

      very good n true research good keep it up

  6. By- At ul 626662222226662222226662666662666226666622662222222662266666226 626622222222622222222662666662666262666262662666662662626662626 626662222222222222226662666662666266262662662666662662662626626 626666222222222222666662666662666266626662662666662662666266626 626666666222222226666662666662666266666662662666662662666666626 626666666662222666666662222222666266666662662222222662666666626 Select all the numbers and press F3 then press 2....................... You will find something aweso...

  7. issE bakwas msg bhEjo to janu.. tEachr:agar 1 aam kE pED par 10 kElE lagE hai,aur unmai sE 7 amruD toD liyE to kitnE papitE bachE? stuDnt: sir 9 hathi. tEachr: wah! tumhE kEsE pata chala? stuDnt: sir kyoki mai aaj tifin mai gobhi ki sabji laya hu. moral-rozana brush karo Varna pEtrol khatam ho jayEga... :D

    1. mahendra

      mahendra

      oh very good joke enjoyed yes i don't think any one can accept yr challenge of better joke good

  8. FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9 .99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $ 6. 99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3 .99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO ... IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBO...

  9. parindon ko manzil milengi yakeenan yeh faile hue unke par bolte hai wohi log rehte hai khaamosh aksar zamaane mein jinke hunar bolte hai.....

  10. What is Richness? Vivekananda says...... "Richness is not Earning More, Spending More or Saving More. Richness is when you need "NO MORE".

    1. mahendra

      mahendra

      very right just in reality innerly if no more needs r there it is a real richness leading to Moksha good happy

  11. D Most Brilliant SANTA SINGH In Exam :- Problem: Prove That LHS=RHS . (2x+9y)= 10x/3y . . . Santa: Multiply Both Sides By "Zero" =>0=0 .'. LHS=RHS . . . Wot an idea sirjee :-P

  12. Msg at a Petrol Pump today:- "Kripya yaha dhumrapaan na kare.., Aapki zindagi ki koi kimat ho na ho.., Petrol ki kimat Rs.71.97/litre hai..

    1. mahendra

      mahendra

      very good ad innovative

  13. When I got enough Confidence, d stage was Gone! .. Whn i was Sure of Losing, I won! .. Whn i needed ppl d Most, they Left Me! .. Whn i lrnt 2 dry my Tears, I found a Shoulder 2 Cry on! .. Whn I bcam Busy, i gt real Frndz! .. Whn i Masterd d skill of Hating, sumbdy Startd 'Loving' me .. Whn i startd luvin, Sumbdy Masterd in 'Hating' me! .. Aftr waiting 4 dawn i Fell asleep, & d Sun came out! .. Thats life!! Simply Unpredicatble Simply Beautiful.. :)

  14. Now india v/s pak maza aa jayega......

  15. Nothing is interesting when u r not interested.......

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